Fug Friday: Cookiessssessss

In memorium of the glorius You Knit What??—whose unfortunate passing has given rise to Fug Fridays—I present you with this fine piece of craftsmanship linked from the comments of their farewell post:

The "Super~FUZZY~MOHAIR & ANGORA~sweater~PANTS with FEET" was up for auction on Ebay by UK seller, the-mohairknitter. What concerns me the most is that 1.) someone bought it, and 2.) said someone is presumably going to wear it.

Oh, and it has a matching sweater!